Tuesday, January 20, 2015
What Friends are for.
Yesterday marked the 34th birthday of one of my closest friends, and also marks the day that it's been a year since I've talked to him. Seems a little like it was only a week ago that he said bye. So I really don't have a lot to talk about, just don't really know what to do or say or write. There are only two people that I know of that read my blog and it feels like anything I say sorta blows into the wind. But one of those two people that read my blog is a dear dear friend of mine, and even if she doesn't know what is wrong, she doesn't pry or force me into giving her information. She just gives me a hug, and supports me no matter what. And that's why I love her. So I just wanted to thank her.
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Crows Don't like Cranberries
Fed a crow. Made friends with the crow. Named the crow Bubby. Bubby flew away. Realized that Bubby looks just like all the other crows. Lost my new friend in a murder of crows. Tried to feed the crows cranberries. They looked at me like I was an idiot. Crows don't like cranberries.
#CrowProblems#LostMyCrow
Guessed which one was Bubby because he didn't fly away. Hope its him. Then all the crows flew away. Haven't seen them since.
#CrowProblems#LostMyCrow
Guessed which one was Bubby because he didn't fly away. Hope its him. Then all the crows flew away. Haven't seen them since.
Shower-Thoughts
Shower-Thoughts
Verb
-When one is bored in the shower and thinks of world changing ideas, only to be forgotten once one leaves the shower.
After knowing my boyfriend for about 2 years I've realized that he has these really cheesy jokes, and they are terrible. Most of them thought up in the shower. Oh, shower-thoughts how would the world as we know it be here with out you.
We had gone to go see some space movie and on the drive home were discussing how probable the movie actually was. So he made this joke saying,
"So, an engineer invents a cryogenic sleep chamber and decides to sleep 100 years into the future to see what has changed. When he wakes up he realizes that nothing has changed. so he asks a passer by, 'It's 100 years in the future why does it all look the same?' The passer by looks up at hem and says, 'Well all the other engineers had the same idea so nothing got invented."
I know it's a terrible joke, but that's why I love it because it is purely my boyfriend, and I don't know where I would be without his terrible jokes, and his love for science fiction.
Verb
-When one is bored in the shower and thinks of world changing ideas, only to be forgotten once one leaves the shower.
After knowing my boyfriend for about 2 years I've realized that he has these really cheesy jokes, and they are terrible. Most of them thought up in the shower. Oh, shower-thoughts how would the world as we know it be here with out you.
We had gone to go see some space movie and on the drive home were discussing how probable the movie actually was. So he made this joke saying,
"So, an engineer invents a cryogenic sleep chamber and decides to sleep 100 years into the future to see what has changed. When he wakes up he realizes that nothing has changed. so he asks a passer by, 'It's 100 years in the future why does it all look the same?' The passer by looks up at hem and says, 'Well all the other engineers had the same idea so nothing got invented."
I know it's a terrible joke, but that's why I love it because it is purely my boyfriend, and I don't know where I would be without his terrible jokes, and his love for science fiction.
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