Christmas Eve

gift

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[ gift]

Noun

-A thing given willingly with out payment, A present

Verb

-give (something) as a gift, especially formally or as a donation or bequest:

It's Christmas Eve and all through the house nothing is stirring not even a mouse...except the dumb dog in the back round that ate the presents under the tree. I mean like tore them up and ate the contents. The dog is now banished to the back room for the rest of the night.

How you come to realize that you're really bad at rapping presents:
-Big bro gets to the tree and says, "So all the terrible rapped ones are from Sammie right?".
-Grandparents get a gift from you, look at it uncertainly, and say, "So I guess this one is from Sammie."
-Parents pick up unlabeled gift and say, "Thank you Sammie for the present."

Oh well, it's the thought that counts.

Merry Christmas Yall, And to all a good night.